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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more
It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no read more
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
