Fred Allen ( 10 of 21 )
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be read more
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
