Maxioms by Fred Allen
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
