Maxioms by Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
