Maxioms by Fred Allen
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
