Fred Allen

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be read more

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.