Maxioms by Fred Allen
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
