George Carlin ( 10 of 38 )
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to read more
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his read more
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
