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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but read more
We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.
