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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives read more
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Never apologize and never explain - it's a sign of weakness.
Never apologize and never explain - it's a sign of weakness.
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
