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    Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

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A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

by Jean Cocteau Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been read more

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

by Stephen King Found in: Movies Quotes,
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The film begins with the title card from an Old Arabian Proverb: And the Prophet said, 'And lo, the beast read more

The film begins with the title card from an Old Arabian Proverb: And the Prophet said, 'And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day, it was as one dead.'

by Movie Found in: Movies Quotes,
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

by Samuel Goldwyn Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what read more

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

by Andy Warhol Found in: Movies Quotes,
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The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

by George Lucas Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

by Johnny Depp Found in: Movies Quotes,
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