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Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.
Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives read more
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, read more
My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it read more
Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life. If you can learn to focus on what you have, you will always see that the universe is abundant; you will have more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never have enough.
