Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop read more

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, read more

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.