It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter-century warning that they'll be lucky to make it through the weekend. Possibly now we are now entering a third era in which the movies will be sounding a note of cautious optimism: You know it just might work.
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.
Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.
If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
