The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.