Kin Hubbard ( 10 of 51 )
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
