Kin Hubbard ( 10 of 51 )
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.