Lily Tomlin ( 10 of 15 )
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
