Lily Tomlin ( 5 of 15 )
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
