Ogden Nash ( 10 of 22 )
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never read more
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.
You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
