P. G. Wodehouse ( 5 of 5 )
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and read more
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
