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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big