I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.