I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.