Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.