I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.