I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.