I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Opposites are not contradictory but complementary.

Opposites are not contradictory but complementary.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it

There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.