It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.