I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.