I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.