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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
