Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.