They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.