Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.