Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.