The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.