Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.