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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

by Chuck Hogan Found in: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

by Will Rogers Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Golf Quotes,
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: Golf Quotes,
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I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

by Chi Chi Rodriguez Found in: Golf Quotes,
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

by Henry Beard Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

by Billy Graham Found in: Golf Quotes,
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

by William Wordsworth Found in: Golf Quotes,
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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

by Woodrow Wilson Found in: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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