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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted