We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.