Robert Orben ( 10 of 14 )
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns read more
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
A compliment is verbal sunshine
A compliment is verbal sunshine
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected
Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch
