Scott Adams ( 6 of 16 )
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
