Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.