Maxioms by Scott Adams
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
