Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.