Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.