Maxioms by Scott Adams
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
