Scott Adams

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.