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Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with read more

Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.

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Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.

Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.

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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

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Confidence and courage come through preparation and practice.

Confidence and courage come through preparation and practice.

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We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.

We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.

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You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a read more

You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome.

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The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

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To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?

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Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

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