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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I read more
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't
invite me to dinner, but because read more
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't
invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the
airport there were such enormous potholes.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
That is what leadership is all about: staking your ground ahead of where opinion is and convincing people, not simply read more
That is what leadership is all about: staking your ground ahead of where opinion is and convincing people, not simply following the popular opinion of the moment.
After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved,
science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, read more
After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved,
science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and
form. The greatest scientists are always artists as well.
Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
All I know is what I read in the papers.
All I know is what I read in the papers.
The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the
shadow on the moon and I read more
The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the
shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in
the church.
