A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.
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I could live a week on one good compliment.
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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
