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I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

by Borge Victor Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

by H. Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

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He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

by Lao Tzu Found in: General sayings Quotes,
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

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