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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall read more
Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.
Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
