An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall read more

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and read more

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made.