An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.