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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I read more
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid. In business, it doesn't matter if read more
In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid. In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as you're not wrong.
When someone exits your life, let them go with class and style. They mattered, if only for a little while.
When someone exits your life, let them go with class and style. They mattered, if only for a little while.
The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the
shadow on the moon and I read more
The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the
shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in
the church.
A man's worth is no greater than his ambitions.
A man's worth is no greater than his ambitions.
Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great
scientist. They are wrong: it is read more
Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great
scientist. They are wrong: it is character.
I assert that the cosmic religious experience is the strongest
and the noblest driving force behind scientific research.
I assert that the cosmic religious experience is the strongest
and the noblest driving force behind scientific research.
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
