W. C. Fields ( 10 of 22 )
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
