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The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then read more
The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking
If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack read more
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too read more
Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink
May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is read more
May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman