Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too read more

Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then read more

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality

When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality

If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking

If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack read more

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is read more

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman