Maxioms by Anonymous
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to read more
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
