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Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to read more

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.